What is the funniest thing you've ever heard a little kid say?
The other day my niece told me that her mommy's new van came with "side curtains" for the house. When really my sister has side curtain airbags, but my niece swears that her mommy just hasn't put up the new curtians in the house yet! lmao!
2007-02-13 11:43:31 · 9 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
scartch the niece part! lol, i used the spell check for it lol!
2007-02-13 11:44:06 · update #1
I was on the Bus riding home with my two girls when this guy that works at the local library sat next to us. He happens to live on the same street as us. I was talking to him, and she turned to me and loudly yelled " MOMMY HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS"!!!?? By the end of her question I was in Hysterics with tears rolling down my face. The Guy looked at her and was like "I know your mommy She comes into the library where I work. She rolled her eyes at him, and gave me this devilish grin.
2007-02-13 11:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥xvioletx1882♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, LOLOLOL!!! thank you for the snicker! My oldest is 3 a million/2 so that is a few thing new every day. the main up-tp-date is on no account humorous, purely very embarrassing. We have been on the food market the day previous to this and as quickly as we went to envision out he reported, "mommy, that lady is humorous looking", bearing on the cashier. (She became "different" looking, i will purely depart it at that.) besides, i think of she in part heard what he reported yet no longer all. He became donning his Favre Packer jersey and she or he became donning a Dallas Cowboy blouse so I coated it up via telling her that he reported her blouse became humorous looking. "he's a huge Packer fan". She completely offered it, thank GOODNESS! of course, we had somewhat communicate as quickly as we've been given out to the automobile.
2016-09-29 02:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 5 year old across the street from me insists that I'm her "Uncle". I'm not related to her at all and I'm female.
My nephew used to call my older brother "Daddy" (he's just his uncle) and another nephew called the same brother "Mommy".
So he was Daddy and Mommy at the same time. Even though he has no children at all. lol
2007-02-13 11:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ Insane_Princess ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A TOO LONG STORY:MY NIECES WENT TO WHAT WE CALL THE SCHOOL WITH THE BIBLE:THEY LEARNED ALL ABOUT THE STORIES
DURING A SCHOOL PLAY SHE HAD THESE LINES TO SAY:PRAISE HIM,WHO CREATED THE HEAVENS:IN DUTCH THAT WORD IS:DE HEMEL
She said however:praise him who created the HEMA=DUTCH STORE CHAIN.CAN YOU SEE THE FACES OF ALL THE PARENTS?I CAN
FLOWERS.
2007-02-13 11:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes kids do say the darndest things. My step nephew asked his dad why he didn't marry his mother. This was at a family dinner in front of his step-mother and his mother.
2007-02-13 11:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.....thanks for the story.
2007-02-13 11:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG to cute..... Don't ya just love em
2007-02-13 11:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by ~~**ttktd**~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny...
I don't see any little kids any more...they all grew up
I miss that show, though
2007-02-13 11:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"my balls itch"
2007-02-13 11:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋