Entertainment & Music - 12 February 2007

2007-02-12 09:25:01 · 2 answers · asked by babscabs 5 in Celebrities

Please rate all my jokes.Please read all.Joke #1

DEATH BY CHOCLATE

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolatechip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, andwith even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping therailing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.
He swore he was in heaven.
there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devotedwife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table,landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; thewondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth;

2007-02-12 09:24:56 · 12 answers · asked by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The CD! This CD came out in 2005 ? wow... what in the world

2007-02-12 09:24:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-12 09:24:38 · 14 answers · asked by rude1isme 1 in Television

Just trying to find the picture of Kiefer Sutherland, drunk with his trousers at his ankles. My Girlfriend has a thing for him and can't find this pic.

2007-02-12 09:24:36 · 5 answers · asked by TDN 2 in Celebrities

go back in time.. to ANY time period what would it be and why?

2007-02-12 09:24:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:24:31 · 7 answers · asked by roy070267 4 in Television

I want a laugh. So i want you to tell me the funniest Blonde Moment ever.

I will tell you the one that happened to me today in school.

My teacher was looking at the weather on her laptop and she said Wow pink rain and blue snow. what i didnt know is that she was looking at a weather map. I asked her "is there really blue snow?" the people in my class looked @ me and one of em' said Dumb*ss are you really that stupid. it was jus 1 of my moment.

So know tell me one of yours. make me LMAO ok.

2007-02-12 09:24:20 · 6 answers · asked by ~*Sarah~Elizabeth*~ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

It would be great if you could describe particular scenes. For example, the scene from the Matrix where Neo receives a package containing a cell phone which rings as soon as he picks it up.

2007-02-12 09:24:19 · 8 answers · asked by grazimj 1 in Movies

i have a pisces sun
i have an aquarius ascendant

i have a 1st house sun how does this coexist with my ascendant as 1st house rules appearance?

2007-02-12 09:24:10 · 4 answers · asked by user89 1 in Horoscopes

is she pop or classic

2007-02-12 09:23:49 · 3 answers · asked by bc1354 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-12 09:23:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:23:00 · 9 answers · asked by croato87 5 in Polls & Surveys

Because it always ends up making me cry......I swear, I can be having an awesome day, and if I go somewhere there's country music playing, I end up blubbering like a baby within 30 minutes.....

Remember when they were trying to flush Noriega out by playing loud rock music? They should have just played country music.....he'd have been running out the front door bawling and begging for mercy within an hour! : P

2007-02-12 09:22:47 · 25 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:22:47 · 6 answers · asked by The Encyclopædia 2 in Music

2007-02-12 09:22:40 · 16 answers · asked by bev 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:22:39 · 10 answers · asked by Always Winter never Christmas 2 in Polls & Surveys

There is a song that is always played at clubs with some hispanic influence...ive heard it at bongos and la covacha...i believe its kind of afro-cuban rhythm...if anybody knows what the song im talking about is please help!!!!

2007-02-12 09:22:20 · 1 answers · asked by eissej098 2 in Music

2007-02-12 09:21:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-12 09:21:39 · 21 answers · asked by Alec C 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-12 09:21:18 · 10 answers · asked by andy 2 in Music

This is just something I wanna know cuz I want to add it to my playlist. I don't have alot so I want advice on wats good or bad. Thanks ppl! ^_^

2007-02-12 09:20:57 · 17 answers · asked by twistt123 3 in Music

2007-02-12 09:20:50 · 10 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:20:50 · 34 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:20:45 · 28 answers · asked by Always Winter never Christmas 2 in Polls & Surveys

Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." ; "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs < BR and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know < /FONT> that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . Is this 486-5731?"

2007-02-12 09:20:34 · 12 answers · asked by Erin 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i am planning to go to a rod stewart concert and i want to know from someone who has been the best place to sit. it appears that he will be using a round stage format but will be just be facing one direction? if so where should i try to get tickets?

2007-02-12 09:20:33 · 8 answers · asked by t n 1 in Music

2007-02-12 09:20:23 · 6 answers · asked by returnofkarlos 2 in Celebrities

What actor or actress appears in most of your dvd’s?

2007-02-12 09:19:57 · 22 answers · asked by Son of Krypton 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 09:19:54 · 9 answers · asked by bev 5 in Polls & Surveys