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DEATH BY CHOCLATE
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolatechip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, andwith even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping therailing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.
He swore he was in heaven.
there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devotedwife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table,landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; thewondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth;
2007-02-12 09:24:56 · 12 answers · asked by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
seemingly bringinghim back to life. The aged and withered hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at theedge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
"Stay out of those," she said,
"they're for the funeral!"
Compliments to Flowgo
2007-02-12 09:26:09 · update #1
joke #1- 10/10
2007-02-12 11:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! 10+
2007-02-12 17:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Jeweled_Aqua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.
2007-02-12 17:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I loved that one!! 9/10!
2007-02-12 17:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! 8/10
2007-02-12 17:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by blueheartcutie93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I like this one, gave me a good laugh. 10/10
Thank you! :)
2007-02-12 17:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by Lilly K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-12 18:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but it was with tamales
2007-02-12 17:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny.... Sad, but funny!
2007-02-12 17:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too sad to be funny :'(
2007-02-12 17:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋