I want a laugh. So i want you to tell me the funniest Blonde Moment ever.
I will tell you the one that happened to me today in school.
My teacher was looking at the weather on her laptop and she said Wow pink rain and blue snow. what i didnt know is that she was looking at a weather map. I asked her "is there really blue snow?" the people in my class looked @ me and one of em' said Dumb*ss are you really that stupid. it was jus 1 of my moment.
So know tell me one of yours. make me LMAO ok.
2007-02-12 09:24:20 · 6 answers · asked by ~*Sarah~Elizabeth*~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I as havin a realy blonde day a little while ago, my bf and i were walking to his from school and he said to me, look, a dead bird, so i looked straight in the sky and said "where?" He didnt stop laughing at me all night =( =p hehe
2007-02-12 09:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
2007-02-12 17:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by silent_shadows23 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
just one i heard,
there were 2 blondes hitchhiking and a truck with no camper on stopped for them, they both jumped in the back. somewhere down the road the truck lost control. It plunged into a nearby lake, the truck sunk to the bottom and the 2 blondes drowned, later the police were asking the driver how the 2 blondes drowned, the driver replied "they couldn't open the tail gate".
2007-02-12 17:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by jw 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One day during 3rd period my friend took out a blue paint/marker thing. You know those markers that squirt out its ink? Yeah...Well, she came up to me, told me it was candy. It looked like candy, I swear. I believed her, than I let her squirt some on my hand. Than I stared at it and licked it...My whole mouth turned blue, and I ran to the trash can spitting up blue ink. It was disgusting...Ink doesn't really have a taste but it was still gross! My tongue, teeth, everything in my mouth was blue throughout the day...Well, most of the day anyways. Everyone laughed and made fun of me. No one remembers anymore...I hope.
2007-02-12 17:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lien 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i didn't know that a guitar was a musical instrument-so my friend just had to SHOUT IT OUT in study hall...it was really embarassing...
2007-02-12 17:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by Cute Lemon ^.~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-12 18:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋