Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." ; "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs < BR and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know < /FONT> that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . Is this 486-5731?"
2007-02-12 09:20:34 · 12 answers · asked by Erin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY GOOD........ 10/10. i'll burst with laugh....... thanx...
2007-02-12 09:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great way to finish the long Monday!
2007-02-12 17:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely one for the pub!
2007-02-12 18:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! They got what they deserved anyways!!
:)
2007-02-12 17:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lilly K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-12 18:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats soo funny, i still am laughing!
2007-02-12 17:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Thats cute!
2007-02-12 17:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHA JKS LOVE IT
2007-02-12 17:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah! how funny! i give it a TEN!
2007-02-12 17:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by cute as a button!.♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(lol)cute and funny!
2007-02-12 17:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋