Entertainment & Music - 7 February 2007

There was a ventriloquist on stage telling all sorts of Dumb Blonde jokes. His dummy, named Bob, would ask questions such as "How do you kill a dumb blonde?" to which he would reply "I don't know, Bob, how do you kill a dumb blonde?", "Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!" and the crowd would roar with laughter! Finally after 45 minutes of these Dumb Blonde jokes, and young blonde stands up and starts ranting "You know!! It is because of people like you, telling all of these dumb blonde jokes, that we have such a terrible reputation! We blondes are just as intelligent as anyone else! We are CEOs, supervisors, managers, we can handle any job you can handle!". So the ventriloquist begins to apologize for his rude jokes, when he is interupted by the blonde who yells "You keep your mouth shut! I was talking to the little guy on your lap!"

2007-02-07 09:09:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 09:09:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the best movie ever and why???

2007-02-07 09:09:00 · 36 answers · asked by Makaveli 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-07 09:08:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 09:08:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and sits down to eat, all the guys always tell them "Nice Roast Beef"?

2007-02-07 09:07:36 · 23 answers · asked by Miss Summers Eve 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 09:07:23 · 25 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

I really think that most Celebs now-a-days are all plastic Barbie dolls. I believe that Queen Latifa and America Fererra look exactly most women in this country. They are not super skinny, and they are beautiful in their own way. Who do you believe "potrays" REAL women. I mean lets face it, there are more "Queen Latifas" in the world than there are "Nichole Richies" The only thing girls like that are good for is to perpetuate eating disorders. I should no...I have one just cuz i wanted to look like Kate Bosworth.

2007-02-07 09:07:14 · 18 answers · asked by sugar & spice 3 in Celebrities

I tuned my guitar down but the bridge went out of wack can someone tell me how to keep it right?

2007-02-07 09:07:08 · 3 answers · asked by Kris M 1 in Music

2007-02-07 09:06:50 · 13 answers · asked by distrubed001 2 in Music

just tell me the name of the website.... thanx

2007-02-07 09:06:43 · 2 answers · asked by a h 2 in Movies

google, snapple facts, and tell me what you learnt cause i just learn something very odd, fish cough..never knew.that made my day...haha

2007-02-07 09:06:22 · 15 answers · asked by madina 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i am takeing a survay what kind of color ink do you use in your pen?

2007-02-07 09:05:48 · 27 answers · asked by hanna j 3 in Polls & Surveys

i love him in factory girl and also in star wars i am sure in other films as well he such a good actor.

2007-02-07 09:05:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-07 09:04:59 · 19 answers · asked by rocko992 2 in Comics & Animation

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.
Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - "Take a clean dish and...."

2007-02-07 09:04:56 · 14 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 09:04:35 · 18 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

how do you get this unusual sound? i soooo want to knw. thanks.

2007-02-07 09:04:34 · 3 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Music

Who do you think will be the next hero to die?


In my opinion I think Isaaac Mendez will be the next. I mean they shouldnt but he might no longer be nedded, since Peter has his power so in reality he is not needed.

2007-02-07 09:04:32 · 3 answers · asked by evanesheaven1985 2 in Other - Entertainment

Real energetic like pitbull, lil jon, daddy yankee. any others I know there are lots I just need help remembering them all. I need them for my Ipod.

2007-02-07 09:04:26 · 5 answers · asked by techfreshman05 1 in Music

What's your favorite R.E.M. song of all time?

2007-02-07 09:04:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always thought that the new shows like for The Real World, or the The Hills were on at 10 but why have they been on at 4:30 instead? Even when they show commericals of the shows they say new at 10pm but they are really on at 10. Just curious.

2007-02-07 09:04:03 · 4 answers · asked by Jennie♥ 3 in Television

2007-02-07 09:04:02 · 12 answers · asked by BJ 2 in Music

hi everyone. i want to know the lyrics and the singer of the song work it out. i think its a hip-hop song.! and there's a rap i think.. its not beyonce hah.. i already look for beyonce but its not the one that i want...! "work it out, work it out," the chorus is like that.. tnx

2007-02-07 09:04:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-07 09:03:43 · 7 answers · asked by aurora47_laura 1 in Music

2007-02-07 09:03:17 · 26 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Television

I know that the two men are siamese twins, but that's all I know.

2007-02-07 09:03:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you know anything about bird anatomy?

2007-02-07 09:02:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 09:02:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-07 09:02:30 · 22 answers · asked by Valerie 2 in Polls & Surveys