There was a ventriloquist on stage telling all sorts of Dumb Blonde jokes. His dummy, named Bob, would ask questions such as "How do you kill a dumb blonde?" to which he would reply "I don't know, Bob, how do you kill a dumb blonde?", "Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!" and the crowd would roar with laughter! Finally after 45 minutes of these Dumb Blonde jokes, and young blonde stands up and starts ranting "You know!! It is because of people like you, telling all of these dumb blonde jokes, that we have such a terrible reputation! We blondes are just as intelligent as anyone else! We are CEOs, supervisors, managers, we can handle any job you can handle!". So the ventriloquist begins to apologize for his rude jokes, when he is interupted by the blonde who yells "You keep your mouth shut! I was talking to the little guy on your lap!"
2007-02-07 09:09:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
doesnt that just like make her (and blondes) look even more stupid?!?
2007-02-07 09:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but Goodie!! lol
2007-02-07 09:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before. but it is still as funny hearing it the second time.
2007-02-07 09:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by LOVE♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like Duh I recommend The Dummy has his own techniques.. Lol Jk not all blondes are dumb theres this one brown haird chick im enormous apple type who says infant abuse is "ok" in some circumstances
2016-09-28 13:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by linnon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard one sort of like that before
2007-02-07 09:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! Y'know, next week is Ventriloquism week on Dave Letterman show....
2007-02-07 09:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by preciselyright 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-02-07 11:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha tat is so funny lol lol lol lol tear out of my eye
2007-02-07 09:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamer 02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but like it. Thanks for sharing, give it a 7.
2007-02-07 09:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...
2007-02-07 09:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋