He goes as far north as possible and goes into a bar. He asks, "Are there any Eskimos here." One says, Yeah I'm an Eskimo. So he says, what do I have to do to be an eskimo? The Eskimo says you have to drink two pints of whiskey. Then you have to go kill a polar bear. Then you have to go make love to an eskimo woman. You do those three things and you'll be a real eskimo.
So he says ok. He drinks the two pints of whiskey. Then he says, "Ok, whersh tha ol pola bar". The eskimo points to the north and out the door staggers the guy so drunk he can barely walk. Soon you can hear a terrible battle, with the polar bear roaring and the man screaming. The polar bear roaring and again the man screaming. After about 20 minutes everything is quiet. Soon, the guy comes back into the bar all bloody and his clothes torn to shreds. He walks up to the the eskimo and says, "Ok, now whersh tha esmo woman I gotta kill?"
2007-01-19
10:17:59
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