He goes as far north as possible and goes into a bar. He asks, "Are there any Eskimos here." One says, Yeah I'm an Eskimo. So he says, what do I have to do to be an eskimo? The Eskimo says you have to drink two pints of whiskey. Then you have to go kill a polar bear. Then you have to go make love to an eskimo woman. You do those three things and you'll be a real eskimo.
So he says ok. He drinks the two pints of whiskey. Then he says, "Ok, whersh tha ol pola bar". The eskimo points to the north and out the door staggers the guy so drunk he can barely walk. Soon you can hear a terrible battle, with the polar bear roaring and the man screaming. The polar bear roaring and again the man screaming. After about 20 minutes everything is quiet. Soon, the guy comes back into the bar all bloody and his clothes torn to shreds. He walks up to the the eskimo and says, "Ok, now whersh tha esmo woman I gotta kill?"
2007-01-19 10:17:59 · 5 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's an instant classic - first time I ever heard it - very funny.
I will use it. I particularly like the spelling of "Whersh tha esmo..."
2007-01-19 10:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by John P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very good one... poor polar bear... lol
here's another one:
The Vow of Celibacy
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.
After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.
The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.
"The R! They left out the R!"
"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.
After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
2007-01-19 18:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. 10/10!
2007-01-19 19:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha wow.... even though thats wrong, you gotta give that man some props for even doing that lol
2007-01-19 19:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by J Balla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't find that very funny
2007-01-19 18:28:55 · answer #5 · answered by twinkie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋