Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

2007-01-16 12:11:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you think i should keep my avatar as it is or switch to a picture of an evil dictator (prefereably Saddam Hussein)

2007-01-16 12:11:23 · 18 answers · asked by Grammar B*@%h 4 in Polls & Surveys

how many seasons are available?
i already have season 1
i dont want to buy off the internet if possible

2007-01-16 12:10:46 · 3 answers · asked by jenhockey24 2 in Television

2007-01-16 12:10:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do and for some reason it annoys the heck out of other people and i think its the language barrier.

2007-01-16 12:10:23 · 19 answers · asked by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 in Music

2007-01-16 12:10:19 · 9 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

2007-01-16 12:09:59 · 13 answers · asked by babegirl 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 12:09:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

Have a nice day everyone and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

2007-01-16 12:08:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want to print lyrics from some of Aaliyah's songs.

2007-01-16 12:08:56 · 8 answers · asked by me 2 in Music

fort nox out of furniture cushions?

2007-01-16 12:08:31 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:08:25 · 18 answers · asked by bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

anyone know?

2007-01-16 12:08:18 · 2 answers · asked by Dee Dee 2 in Comics & Animation

lets make a random sentance.

each person that answers says a new word to make a litterate sentance.
example:

person 1:because
person2:he
person3:wanted

etc.

ok ill start it off.


ONE DAY MY MOTHER CAME IN AND...

2007-01-16 12:08:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as in a blackout?

2007-01-16 12:08:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer .

Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's exact e-mail address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson of New Jersey, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.

When she was finally revived by her daughter, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.

2007-01-16 12:07:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 12:07:19 · 4 answers · asked by Char 6 in Polls & Surveys

they said their age difference was the reason. but they should have thought of that before they reached their relationship for two years. i am a big fan of their relationship especially Hilary. but of course, i still hope Hilary finds true love once again. i also saw paparazzi pictures of Joel and Nicole Richie together.

2007-01-16 12:07:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

And who is it for?

2007-01-16 12:06:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is kissing cheating?
Is dinner cheating?
Is loveless sex cheating?
Is love with no action cheating??

What do you think?

2007-01-16 12:06:50 · 20 answers · asked by FoxyB 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whenever I fall in love with someone, he only wants me for my a.s.s. and nothing else. Why???

2007-01-16 12:06:34 · 10 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 4 in Polls & Surveys

It is just hard for me to believe after all these years of it, there are still people who are truly awful. Otherwise, how in the world would these horrible singers get in front of the judges?

2007-01-16 12:06:33 · 6 answers · asked by bp 1 in Television

This is a for or against are you for it or against it tell me in details like this for an example" For:Yes music is an negative influence on today's youth." Against:Music isnt negative for the youth because it depends on what kind of music.

2007-01-16 12:06:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and it got stuck down at the bottom?

I HATE THAT!

2007-01-16 12:06:21 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

dog

2007-01-16 12:06:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

2007-01-16 12:05:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was saying, they won't get it off the BAM. I was kinda stunned.

2007-01-16 12:05:47 · 8 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6 in Television

You know, the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" system here on Y!A.

Yahoo says you can receive as many as 50 additional points if you
receive a best answer, so why not give a good answer a thumbs up
rating as well as voting for best answer. I know I'm going to be MORE
conciencious about giving good answers a thumbs up rating, how
about you? It's fun as well as helpful to those looking for best
answers for any given question.

2007-01-16 12:05:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hmmm a good textbook question, what country would more than likely have the hardest time adjusting to a change?
(i.e.India? Mexico? Japan? dont say uranus either lol) reason?

2007-01-16 12:05:31 · 12 answers · asked by MBA Chick 2 in Polls & Surveys

who could walk through hell with a "holier than thou" attitude?

2007-01-16 12:05:23 · 31 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys