Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-01-16 12:05:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
typical
2007-01-16 12:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. A smart blonde joke.
2007-01-16 20:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. I was born in Huntsville, but I'm not a blonde. lol
2007-01-16 20:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard dumb blonde jokes, but i'd never thought i'd hear a joke about a smart blonde with no common sense! lol
2007-01-16 21:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a blonde or really love them!!!
But funny though!!
2007-01-22 18:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by empresstnt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny the blonde is the smart one! litle differint i like it alot
100 thumbs up i llllllllllooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee it
2007-01-22 16:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by 1251 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, funny. It is amazing that there are so many blondes left in the world. They do such silly, stupid things to their own downfall.
2007-01-17 00:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaha. I like this joke!
2007-01-16 20:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Radio Flyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao love blonde jokes!!
2007-01-17 13:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah, its obvious that you can't kill anyone with a normal chair, but still good, one thumb up!
2007-01-21 08:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋