A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-01-16 12:11:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. thats only for us who dont want to get married or those who has already been married.
2007-01-16 12:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by saleniamcquaig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-16 12:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe. When he got married that was when it was decided that he needed a guardian angel. Ah ha ha ha.
2007-01-16 16:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha OMG hahahaha its funny u too sweeeeeeeet
2007-01-16 12:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hrmm... not hilarious. It's ok...
2007-01-16 12:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Radio Flyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha he he he ha ........mmm er nice
2007-01-21 07:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by alex m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not what i was expecting.
2007-01-20 09:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by farie gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋