There was a lady who loved to take showers. She took showers most of the day. One day, while she was taking a shower, she heard the doorbell ring. She put on her robe and answered the door. It was her blind neighbor and he said "It's a miracle! My wife is having a baby boy!"
The next day while she was taking a shower the bell rang again. She put on her robe and the blind man was at the door again and he said "It's a miracle! My wife is having twins!"
The next day while she was taking a shower the bell rang once again. She knew it would be the blind man so she did not bother to put on her robe. She went to the door and it was the blind man and he said "It's a miracle! I'm not blind anymore!"
I'm not sure if thats exactly how it goes but I tried my best.
2007-01-14
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