There was a lady who loved to take showers. She took showers most of the day. One day, while she was taking a shower, she heard the doorbell ring. She put on her robe and answered the door. It was her blind neighbor and he said "It's a miracle! My wife is having a baby boy!"
The next day while she was taking a shower the bell rang again. She put on her robe and the blind man was at the door again and he said "It's a miracle! My wife is having twins!"
The next day while she was taking a shower the bell rang once again. She knew it would be the blind man so she did not bother to put on her robe. She went to the door and it was the blind man and he said "It's a miracle! I'm not blind anymore!"
I'm not sure if thats exactly how it goes but I tried my best.
2007-01-14 15:16:10 · 21 answers · asked by Ace 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, but not the best
2007-01-14 16:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame 0/10
2007-01-14 15:36:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good!8/10
2007-01-14 15:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard jokes with the same punch line with characters from nuns to jus reagular people, but i like this one.
2007-01-14 15:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by petvet_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! I've never heard it before
2007-01-14 15:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky Kelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, gee. Maybe it would've been funny 100 years ago. What's so funny about looking at a naked woman? What a weird woman, too. Taking baths most of the day? WTF Doesn't she have a job?
2007-01-14 15:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it before, but the ending was kinda obvious
2007-01-14 15:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by GHAAD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny. and a clean enough joke to tell. Thank you.
2007-01-14 15:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.The lady needs to get a life.
2007-01-14 17:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before, but it was funny
2007-01-14 15:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by Sled Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never heard it but it's funny
2007-01-14 18:07:41 · answer #11 · answered by -Prime- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋