Entertainment & Music - 6 January 2007

2007-01-06 23:10:25 · 15 answers · asked by hughsyerdadee 1 in Music

huh?

2007-01-06 23:09:27 · 21 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:09:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:09:21 · 31 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who call you way too often to tell u about the dumbest things? They can see or hear the stupidest thing and call u like its a matter of national security! Ive got some like this its very annoying! U have any?

2007-01-06 23:08:46 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

intelligence?

2007-01-06 23:08:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im pretty sure "Hello Goodbye" was? But thats about all i know.

2007-01-06 23:08:40 · 5 answers · asked by SquiBBLe 2 in Music

you are out shooting, i dunno.... ducks say..... the gun is slung over your shoulder...... you see a guy that you really have hated with a vengance for a good long time....... he was very rude to your mother once, he is urinating on your car infact ... you call him over.... "hey... can i ask you a question?" .... " fire away", he replies......

2007-01-06 23:08:14 · 24 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

An farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, and
so on.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he
should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the
slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his
ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are
pregnant. The vet tells him that when pregnant, they will stop
standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the
pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are
all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't
take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the
woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and
goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive
them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon
returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at
the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are
laying in the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking
the horn."

2007-01-06 23:06:48 · 22 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:06:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for a woman to be gay and not a man?

2007-01-06 23:06:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:03:16 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

So much 11, 10 and 12 year olds now have cell phones, are going out with boys and are dumping their dolls for their mp3 players at age 10! So do you think there becoming the new teens?

2007-01-06 23:01:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw a few minutes of the one house dressed as servants introducing themselves to nextdoor and thought "This is really lame"; it actually made me feel a bit sick. What next - Doctors and Nurses? Cowboys and Indians? oh no, wait, not enough Indians. I think this lot are proving to be lame, with no fire-y personalities to inspire viewers. I mean, Jermaine and Ken - someone prod them, and us awake, please! Is it actually a bit of a shame that Donny has left now?

2007-01-06 23:01:20 · 13 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Television

think it was about a witch who could stop time etc

2007-01-06 23:01:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-06 23:01:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said.

So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

2007-01-06 23:00:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yumm.. I love tamarind soups and shrimp and I am obviously running out of ideas for questions today...

2007-01-06 22:59:41 · 3 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

How do you prefer you orange juice?

2007-01-06 22:59:16 · 3 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 22:59:10 · 7 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 22:58:57 · 7 answers · asked by lizzalicious 2 in Movies

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little
Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It
appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador
Retriever.

When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied
around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog
was walking so gingerly.

Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine
you have there, son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you
tied that rope around his neck."

"Yes," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."

2007-01-06 22:57:58 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 22:56:11 · 5 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

What with the big eyes and the three fingers and a thumb and all that..

2007-01-06 22:55:58 · 17 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

and u won would u feel obligated to give them from your winnings? What percentage?

2007-01-06 22:55:48 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 22:54:44 · 7 answers · asked by mariapolopotpot_nova 1 in Celebrities

just imagine all those sweets you could buy with that money......

2007-01-06 22:54:06 · 27 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it a reality show or drama based on fiction or a musical chartbuster; plz illustrate!!

no thanX; untill u give the answer:

2007-01-06 22:52:41 · 4 answers · asked by uni_wax 2 in Television

i just began singing alot not in public though just in the shower alot but if I sing alot with out a singing coach will i become a better singer? or all im doing is for nothing because i really want to be a great singer with my girlfriend kim (my guitar -.-). I want to be a great singer with out having to have a coach

2007-01-06 22:52:36 · 10 answers · asked by jibberjabber85 1 in Music

2007-01-06 22:51:57 · 6 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys