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Crabs.....think about it.....!!!!

2007-01-06 23:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

After a night out I cleaned my teeth then used mouthwash, little knowing my husban had disinfected the sink and I had a gobfull o disinfectant

2007-01-06 23:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by carolyn_4981 2 · 0 0

When I used to chew tobacco, my friends and I all spat into the same beer bottle.Later,when drunk I mistook this beer bottle for my own and sucked down the whole thing. It wasn't until something green and slimy made its way down my throat that I realised. I no longer chew tobacco and rarely put my beer bottle down.

2007-01-06 23:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by kevin n 1 · 1 0

My mate's vomit. Came home one night pished and he was already there nursing a mug. Told me he couldn't finish his cuppa soup and would i want it. So i took it, nice warm mug bits of carrot and croutons floating inside. Took a good long drink.

Dirty fecker puked in the mug just before i came in. I made it down the hall a good bit before his girlfriend ran up and asked accusingly did i drink his puke. I like i'd sneaked in and nicked it. Then that mug of vomit made its second return trip of the evening.

then our dog ate it.. cant have soup in a mug anymore...

2007-01-06 23:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 0 0

I once pipetted acid into my mouth - I was in a lab at the time and just sucked too hard

2007-01-06 23:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by dancingmaveric 3 · 0 0

goats fetta cheese

if youve ever smelt a male goat, you'd know they smell the way the do because they urinate and ejaculate all over themselves to attract a partner.

yeah..well the way that smells, is what the cheese tasted like.

2007-01-06 23:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by rawrrrr 3 · 0 0

Cold, old coffee, with blue furry stuff growing on it!! (I should have looked in the mug before taking a gulp!)

2007-01-06 23:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1 0

A rotton piece of fruit. It was soft squishy and revolting.

2007-01-06 23:14:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

bite of a strawberry and it was full of baby woodlice!
yuk yuk yuk.
i'm a vegetarian i have other ways of getting the protein i need than 2 eat woodlice!

2007-01-06 23:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A tadpole

2007-01-06 23:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by Bluez 1 · 0 0

BLUE CHEESE.....ahhh...taste LIKE MOLD...ahhhhhhhhhhh

2007-01-06 23:12:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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