Entertainment & Music - 6 January 2007

2007-01-06 23:48:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-06 23:48:18 · 7 answers · asked by Denise 2 in Horoscopes

seriously...I really feel like I have no personality. How can I improve?

2007-01-06 23:47:50 · 23 answers · asked by anne 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:47:36 · 3 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

A woman sees a very handsome man at her mother's funeral. She kills her sister the next day. Why?

2007-01-06 23:46:48 · 19 answers · asked by Balaboo 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:45:51 · 10 answers · asked by Dee . 2 in Horoscopes

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

2007-01-06 23:45:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a windfarm? If yes, where would you like to build one?

2007-01-06 23:44:48 · 20 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mel Gibson has recently come under fire for anti-semitic comments made to a female police officer, yet we all know about his past in Australia when he was an active part of the AKHA (Australian Kangaroo Hunting Alliance). I heard a rumour, in a celebrity magazine which will remain nameless, that the Hollywood star has imported sixteen specimens of the poor marsupial and set them free on his Texas ranch. He has reportedly attached a Kippah (Jewish skull cap) to each and is now hunting them down one by one. Are we to presume that this is further anti-jewish sentiment?

2007-01-06 23:44:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

artist
actors
what would you say to them,would you ask them their telephone number or address

2007-01-06 23:42:51 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

She was cute and so in need of work when he died.

2007-01-06 23:41:56 · 1 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

Does easy going means you agree with whatever the other person say? Then they will think you are boring...

2007-01-06 23:41:50 · 10 answers · asked by anne 1 in Polls & Surveys

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

2007-01-06 23:41:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:40:19 · 27 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

After watching Blazing Sadles, I realised that loads topics in the film may be even more offensive in todays world- for instance, the prolific use of the word n***** in reference to black people. I can't think of any modern day film which would touch the comedy side of black slavery. Why would it more be acceptable back then to make a film like this?
(I'm not protesting against the film, I think it is very funny)

2007-01-06 23:40:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

BIG tool?

or is it just for gay guys?

2007-01-06 23:39:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:38:45 · 13 answers · asked by Idea 2 in Polls & Surveys

Many people told me that his acting skills are not as good as his co-stars. Some said he isn't as good-looking as other actors in the movies he starred-in.

2007-01-06 23:38:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

honestly...... its so funny.. you ask a humoures question ... and all these folks that Dont get it proceed to skin you alive and tell you what a moron you are...... well forgive me if im wrong.... if you aint intelligent enough to pick up on the humour..... dont that make YOU the moron?

2007-01-06 23:37:51 · 6 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:37:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I have made a few tracks in my studio and people I have spoke to say they are well good, I would like a second opinion, where can I upload my music and get it rated? Please don't say myspace because I have been having a few problems with them at the moment.

2007-01-06 23:37:18 · 4 answers · asked by Joe C 1 in Music

2007-01-06 23:36:30 · 5 answers · asked by mk_gou 1 in Music

Why can't Smokey the Bear make sweet love to his wife?

Because every time she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel...

2007-01-06 23:36:26 · 6 answers · asked by Eho 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:36:24 · 1 answers · asked by eclair_hot3000 1 in Comics & Animation

and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife if they can make love - Naturally, she agrees.
About 6 hrs later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hrs to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hrs left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please . . . just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could . . .?"
At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen, Morris, I have to get up in the morning . . . you don't

2007-01-06 23:33:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've started learning to play blues and would like to buy an electric. I'd like to know your opinion on the most suitable brands and types for playing blues. Thanks.

2007-01-06 23:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by cantik 3 in Music

Perhaps on E4 or More 4.

I missed the first half hour.

2007-01-06 23:32:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Don't you know you've got your dads eyes, daddy was an alcoholic
Not sure if these are exactly the right word but should be close enough

2007-01-06 23:29:08 · 12 answers · asked by saint 3 in Music

A Chinese couple gets married?
A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - jus anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan.....numma 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ..."You wan.... Beef wi' Broccori?"

2007-01-06 23:28:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:27:48 · 51 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys