A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2007-01-06 23:41:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao that is so funny thanks for that made my day lol
2007-01-06 23:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha.
2007-01-06 23:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. Another example of a husband that falls short of the mark!!!
2007-01-06 23:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ding Ding Round # 3
not very nice az uzual... heheheha
2007-01-06 23:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 keep them coming
2007-01-06 23:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting!
2007-01-06 23:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe!!bell 5...i luv ur sense of humour!
2007-01-07 00:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by tulip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...ha...ha...,thanz
2007-01-07 00:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by samantha jacqlynlsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
thats cute and really funny
2007-01-06 23:44:26 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-01-06 23:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he funny
2007-01-07 01:27:31 · answer #11 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋