Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
2007-01-06 23:45:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EXACTLY!
VERY GOOD
10 out of 10!!!!!
AND THUMBS UP!
2007-01-07 00:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic funny when I heard it ten years ago, then used it, then was informed that the joke is almost 60 years old, it's still funny, Like "Rodney Dangerfield" said
"My wife hung a mirror on the ceiling of our bedroom, she said that she likes to watch herself laugh"
2007-01-06 23:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10. Good one!
2007-01-07 01:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but a gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-06 23:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time for me to read that joke. That's funny.
2007-01-07 00:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before but it's still funny!!
I'm British as well!!!
2007-01-06 23:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-06 23:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-07 02:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-01-06 23:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by kenny_d20032003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha I love it, that is an absolute classic!
2007-01-07 03:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋