A Chinese couple gets married?
A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - jus anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan.....numma 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ..."You wan.... Beef wi' Broccori?"
2007-01-06 23:28:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD ONE.!!!
Still laughing.!!!
2007-01-07 04:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-06 23:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not 1 of ur best 7/10 sorry
2007-01-06 23:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M i suppose to laugh!
HAHAHAHA
Sorry but not funny!
I like the accent though so adorable
2007-01-06 23:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by mwa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny as your other ones but it's still cute.
2007-01-07 00:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big 10
2007-01-06 23:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope the chinese won't love this.
2007-01-06 23:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by DJ101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao
now thats funny
2007-01-06 23:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhaha.
2016-05-23 02:39:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I missed the funny part.It was too long.
2007-01-06 23:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by kalabalu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't quite get it and I'm a Chinese.
2007-01-06 23:39:23 · answer #11 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋