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and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife if they can make love - Naturally, she agrees.
About 6 hrs later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hrs to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hrs left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please . . . just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could . . .?"
At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen, Morris, I have to get up in the morning . . . you don't

2007-01-06 23:33:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

thanks for the laugh

2007-01-07 00:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 0

besides the shown fact that his pal Brian became instructed with the aid of his surgeon he had terminal maximum cancers and basically 3 months to stay. Brian went down the pub and sat weeping into his beer until the owner asked what the challenge became. "i've got have been given AIDS and the surgeon's given me 3 months to stay", he stated. The publican became very much stunned and as quickly as Brian had long previous, instructed all his shoppers what he had heard. the information travelled rapid around the village until finally the surgeon heard how Brian had stated he had 3 months to stay because of the fact he had AIDS and desperate he might desire to have a word with Brian and positioned him appropriate. He asked Brian again to the surgical technique and stated "Brian why have you ever instructed everybody you have have been given AIDS as quickly as I instructed you it became maximum cancers?" "nicely i don't elect anybody shagging my spouse after i'm long previous, do I?" became his respond.

2016-10-30 05:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good Morris didn't get much earlier warning otherwise the wife had it.

2007-01-06 23:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by kalabalu 5 · 0 0

another gd 1 lol 10/10

2007-01-06 23:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1 lol

2007-01-06 23:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0 0

Man, that's funny!

2007-01-07 01:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by peacegypsy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

LOL. Funny,Funny,Funny.

2007-01-07 00:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0 0

Old but still fuuny.

2007-01-06 23:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0 0

funny

2007-01-06 23:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0 0

Good one.!!!

2007-01-07 06:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

hilarious indeed

2007-01-07 00:20:51 · answer #11 · answered by samantha jacqlynlsy 2 · 0 0

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