Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2006

The minister asked his congregation if anyone had been married for fifty years.


Ralph stood up. "I'll celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary this summer," he announced.


After a round of applause, the minister asked Ralph to share some insight into successful married life.


Ralph replied, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, and took her travelling on special occasions."


The minister asked, "Like where, Ralph?"


"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing," responded Ralph.


The minister responded enthusiastically, "What a terrific example you are, Ralph. And what do you have planned for your 50th anniversary?"


"I'm going back to Beijing to get her!"

2006-12-30 23:15:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-30 23:13:04 · 29 answers · asked by Linda R 6 in Polls & Surveys

I owe them more than $400 and they were supposed to shut it off on the 21st but they still haven't. Is there a possibility that they made a mistake on their computers and they think it's disconnected but it's not? I sure hope so LOL

2006-12-30 23:10:29 · 7 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Television

Who here plays or used to play the drinking game I Never? And if you have played which I Never made you drink EVERY TIME/EVERY GAME??? Mine would have to be I have never gotten a piercing... It seems like that one comes up every game, there are many more but i wanna hear some of yours! Happy New Year!!! :)

2006-12-30 23:03:58 · 10 answers · asked by ruck_1978 2 in Polls & Surveys

he big fat british quiz of 2006 that was on channel 4 last night

2006-12-30 23:03:27 · 15 answers · asked by gracie 2 in Celebrities

Here we are now, Entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious. Not sure about the lyrics though. hope this helps.

2006-12-30 23:02:11 · 14 answers · asked by BMW M5 3 in Music

2006-12-30 23:00:18 · 15 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 22:58:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think is better looking, better actor, better career, Sam Winchester (Jared Padelicki) Or Clar Kent (Tom Welling)?

2006-12-30 22:57:26 · 4 answers · asked by crtex01 1 in Polls & Surveys

started daydreaming and ended up staring at a member of the opposite sex, and freaked them out?
Have you ever spent a long time thinking about doing something, and when you go to do it, can't remember what it was?

2006-12-30 22:56:14 · 12 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

can any one please tell me where to download[ there you'll be]by faith hill for FREE?

2006-12-30 22:55:36 · 4 answers · asked by springgirl248 2 in Comics & Animation

I swear i seen Elvis Presley the other day,anyone had any sightings of him where and when.

2006-12-30 22:55:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what will it be called?

2006-12-30 22:52:00 · 10 answers · asked by anton m 3 in Movies

2006-12-30 22:50:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 22:49:41 · 14 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why do women take such good care of their toes?

2006-12-30 22:49:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 22:49:00 · 5 answers · asked by secretagent 1 in Television

that less is more except when it comes to mistakes? why or why not?

2006-12-30 22:48:22 · 8 answers · asked by wookin pa nub 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 22:47:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

The first blonde says "ummmm, i think they're kangaroo tracks".

second blonde says "ummmm, i think they're koala bear tracks"

third blonde says "ummmm, i think they're" - and they got hit by a train!

2006-12-30 22:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by cybachic2000 2 in Jokes & Riddles

To see what was on the the side!

2006-12-30 22:45:52 · 10 answers · asked by pen 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-30 22:45:10 · 3 answers · asked by FAISAL 5 in Music

Hi,
what kind of freaky party tricks can you do? I can talk in an understandable Donald Duck voice and hide the irisis in my eyes so only the white can be seen.

2006-12-30 22:43:44 · 5 answers · asked by First L 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 22:43:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you not in bed by 12 pm come home!

2006-12-30 22:40:18 · 11 answers · asked by pen 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Will Yahoo send me a gold studded crown? A bone? A biscuit? A Porsche? A Bimmer? What?

2006-12-30 22:40:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Was called "SWORD OF THE OCEAN"

2006-12-30 22:40:12 · 7 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Movies

This series is the follow on and as far as i know its the last series comming in the .hack series. the other 2 in order from first to last were .hack//sign and .hack//legend of the twilight

2006-12-30 22:39:34 · 2 answers · asked by Zero-G 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-30 22:39:30 · 2 answers · asked by nikita loves_ 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-30 22:38:32 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television