I've posted these jokes before, but I'm just puttin these together.. No offence to anyone obviously.. I'm Muslim myself, and I have Sikh friends who approved of the jokes..
1. What do you call a Sikh woman who's lost..?
Miss Singh.. (missing)
2. What do you call a Sikh man who walks the tightrope..?
Balan Singh (balancing)
3. What do you call a Muslim man who does weights..?
A Muscleman.. (Mossalman means Muslim man..)
4. Knock knock.. Who's there..?
Allah..
Allah who..? (Allahu..) lol.. Cheesy yet they still make me laugh..
2006-12-30
22:14:54
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