I've posted these jokes before, but I'm just puttin these together.. No offence to anyone obviously.. I'm Muslim myself, and I have Sikh friends who approved of the jokes..
1. What do you call a Sikh woman who's lost..?
Miss Singh.. (missing)
2. What do you call a Sikh man who walks the tightrope..?
Balan Singh (balancing)
3. What do you call a Muslim man who does weights..?
A Muscleman.. (Mossalman means Muslim man..)
4. Knock knock.. Who's there..?
Allah..
Allah who..? (Allahu..) lol.. Cheesy yet they still make me laugh..
2006-12-30 22:14:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL.. hehehe.. very good ones..
i have this sardar(sikh) frend who says.. "i am always happy, i am happy singh" it sounds so funny when he says it.. lolz
2006-12-30 22:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Dad...
I am in 8th grade and I am pregnant. I have fallen in love with this one man--he has exactly 947 tattoos on his body! He has piercings all over the place. Sure, he may have had some criminal records on murder, attempted murder, robbery and have never even graduated high school, but he can be real sweety without his old buck knife! I am going somewhere in his trailer, but I don't know where. I could have sworn that I've seen some list saying that they need crack or something. Well, anyways, don't worry about me, and I hope you live a happy, long life! Don't look for me, because you may never see me again.
Bye, I love you!
P.S.All these are not true. Now that you know that worst things can happen in life, go to the third drawerer and you'll see my report card. I'm at Jennifer's house right now, so pick me up later.
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There was a new teacher in this one school and she was determined to raise their self esteem by raising their weak point. So one day, she asked, "Stand up if you think you're ugly." There was a few kids standing up. "Well, you aren't. You guys are special in every way--including your appearance." They sat back down. She continued. "Stand up if you think you're stupid." After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher raised her eye brows and asked, "Little Johnny, do you think you're stupid?" Then Johnny answered, "No, but I didn't want you to be standing alone."
2007-01-03 12:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 9/10.
2006-12-31 00:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great! Even if you were not a muslim, the jokes would still be suitable and funny.
2006-12-31 05:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of there's a reason basically young little ones could chortle at them lol. Sorry yet i think of they're lame. basically my opinion inspite of the shown fact that. in line with risk others right here have moist themselves giggling :)
2016-10-19 06:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by benavidez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuuuute...
And yes. A bit cheesy LOL...
2006-12-31 05:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe!! I don't know why i just find these funny!! Thumbs up!
2006-12-30 22:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....... nice one-liners. pretty gud indian jokes :)
i kinda get them. they are quite hillarious............ i giv u 10/10 for that and a thumbs up!!
2006-12-30 22:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny just silly
2006-12-30 22:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that made me laugh, cheers =)
2007-01-01 02:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋