if you not in bed by 12 pm come home!
2006-12-30 22:40:18 · 11 answers · asked by pen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL... hahahaha.. every good one.. here r a few for u..
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down!
2006-12-30 22:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Blond mother to 12-year old daughter...
Mother came home dead-tired after a whole day's work, then drop-by the grocery, then prepares the dinner... scolds her daughter who played video all-day long with junk-food wrappers messing their trailer home....
MOTHER: Look dear, aren't you ashamed of what will other people say if... here I am after a hard day's work, drop by the grocery and prepares dinner...and you there just playing video all day long?
DAUGHTER: Look Ma, what if... I'm the one coming home dead-tired from work, drop-by the grocery and prepares dinner, aren't you be ashamed of what other people will say if...
...you're the one playing video all day long?
2006-12-30 23:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: whats the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in morning.
A: she goes to her home.
2006-12-30 23:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by damian s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-30 22:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Slog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahaha. Silly blond people!
2006-12-30 22:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by ginger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid but funny. 9/10.
2006-12-31 00:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she said "when i was younger i rooted around a lot, so you see, i'm not sure that i'm your mother".
2006-12-30 22:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by cybachic2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and if you not find a job you are out
2006-12-30 22:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. What else you got?
2006-12-30 22:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
2006-12-30 22:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋