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The first blonde says "ummmm, i think they're kangaroo tracks".

second blonde says "ummmm, i think they're koala bear tracks"

third blonde says "ummmm, i think they're" - and they got hit by a train!

2006-12-30 22:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by cybachic2000 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

hahahahahahahhahahahh lmao, what? to funny
10/10 for that hahahahahah can't stop laughing people are looking at me like i am crazy hahahahahahah lol that was great da_kid you should delete yours because it wasn't funny thumbs down for you

2006-12-31 00:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0 0

I Heard Better Versions...

A Blonde And A Brunnette go camping out in the woods. The brunnette gets bored and goes looking for animals.
30 minutes later, she comes back with a little baby raccoon. The blonde says "awww how cute, where'd you find it" she says "I followed the tracks and there it was!" So The Blonde says "I'm going to find an animal", and then leaves. The Brunnette gets a call from the doctor an hour later saying the blondes in the hospital. And the blonde says to her "I was hit by a train!" The Brunnette gasps with fear and says "HOW!?" and the blonde says back sadly "I Followed The Tracks And There It Was!"

2006-12-31 06:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by da_kid_bad 2 · 0 1

ROTFL... hahahaha.. every good one.. here r a few for u..

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down!

2006-12-31 06:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! Funny! 10/10.

2006-12-31 08:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

What did the blonde say after sex???... are all you guys on the same team?!?
What does a blonde use for protection during sex???...
a bus shelter!!

2006-12-31 06:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by teapreacher 4 · 0 0

Ha,Ha.

2006-12-31 06:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by george 4 · 0 0

Oh Come on... spare the blondes for sometime.

2006-12-31 06:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Better ending: "ummmm, i think they're train....."

2006-12-31 06:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAH
good 1

2006-12-31 07:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

hehehe nice

2006-12-31 06:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by pen 3 · 0 0

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