Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2006

2006-12-30 02:00:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

just read a report on who is going in but not sure whether to believe it,.,,,,, and i know who really cares lol

2006-12-30 01:59:45 · 9 answers · asked by lis 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-30 01:59:39 · 16 answers · asked by nika w 1 in Celebrities

Three guys are sitting around at a bar and they get to talking about the good times and eventually get on the subject of the best day they each ever had.

The first guy says he was on the golf course and it was just magic... He killed the course every drive...beautiful and long. The putts were like the ball had eyes, and he finished nine under par, his greatest day.

The second guy said his was at the bowling alley, just last week. Every ball was picture perfect solid in the pocket, and just blasted the pins. A 300 game...his greatest ever day.

The third guy says he once found a woman tied to the railroad tracks. He unties her and carries her off into the woods. In the woods, he rips off his clothes and hers and has sex for over an hour, after that he rolled her over and went to it from the rear for another hour. Satisfied, he lays back in the woods and has a cigarette, the perfect finish to the perfect day.

The first two agree that the third guy's day was the best of the best, but they say to the third guy,

"With all that sex out in the woods for all that time, how come no ********?"

"Ahhh, I never did find her head."

2006-12-30 01:59:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my sisters b-day was yesturday. we never went ice skating before so we figure why not go today. so my question is what are some tips you would give for first timers.

2006-12-30 01:59:22 · 6 answers · asked by nikki 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-30 01:58:45 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest, and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son", said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess", said the priest.

"It's worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors", continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father", said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son", said the priest.

The old man asked "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

2006-12-30 01:58:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know he worked for the Prendergast Tool and Die Company in Manhattan, but what was his job title? In some episodes I got the impression he was a truck loader, while in others he drove a forklift, while in others still i think he was a foreman. Am I getting this mixed-up with something else?

2006-12-30 01:56:55 · 7 answers · asked by Jumpin' Jack Flash 1 in Television

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

2006-12-30 01:56:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am not really sure...I think its an Air Supply song and it includes the line "she's putting on her bedroom eyes". Anyone know???

2006-12-30 01:56:36 · 5 answers · asked by Kim S 1 in Music

Is hip...It's happening...It's peppy...It's trendy...It's the choice of youngsters...It's brightens parties...

2006-12-30 01:55:21 · 30 answers · asked by Razor 5 in Music

Brighten your day?

2006-12-30 01:54:49 · 30 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 01:53:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 01:53:40 · 14 answers · asked by nika w 1 in Celebrities

or do they show re-runs on the weekends?

2006-12-30 01:53:39 · 2 answers · asked by *h0peless;r0mantic </3 4 in Television

2006-12-30 01:52:56 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 01:52:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just watched that movie last night....and now I am wondering....Did the blonde chick that survived imagine the entire thing in the cave? So she killed them all, and didn't really escape? That ending where she was back in the cave....after we saw her freakin drive away threw me off....

2006-12-30 01:51:11 · 6 answers · asked by Courtney 3 in Movies

fill it in for fun

2006-12-30 01:50:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A: He makes love to you until 2 a.m. then turns into chocolate.

2006-12-30 01:48:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So, Recently, we were driving down to Florida for a family vacation in my cousin's new Navigator L (We're still there. I'm writing this from my Vaio at the hotel) , and it was my turn to drive around noon. When the clock read: 12:00, we switched drivers. I adjusted the power seat, pulled off the shoulder of the road and took off. I turned the radio on, and the Ohio Players' Song "Love Rollercoaster" was playing. I enjoyed it until a hideous scream was heard on the song. My 5 year-old granddaughter was freaking out and didn't be quite until my son told her to. I got my BlackBerry out, called the radio station and raised six kinds of heck. I was scared when I first heard it! But what the ______ is it?

2006-12-30 01:46:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Age gracefully or go kicking and screaming to the plastic surgeon on a regular basis?

2006-12-30 01:46:35 · 26 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

She was Pushed?
About 6 years agoin Indiana,Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school,trying to embarrass her in front ofher school during a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went downand brought up17 year old Carmen Winstead's body,her neck broken from hitting the ladder,and then theside concrete at the bottom.The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.FACT:2 months ago,16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went totake a showerhe heardlaughterfrom his shower,he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it.He said goodnightto his momand went to sleep.5 hours laterhis mom woke upin the middle of the night cause of a loud noise.David was gone.That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer,his neck broken and his face skin peeled off.If you don't repost this saying"They pushed her"Then Carmen will get you,either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower,or when you go to sleep

2006-12-30 01:46:25 · 5 answers · asked by (¿¿) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Of the famous people who died in 2006, who'll you miss the most?

2006-12-30 01:45:49 · 21 answers · asked by garnet 1 2 in Celebrities

How did this happen?

2006-12-30 01:45:37 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

i was listinin' to "all the things she said" and i was just wonderin'.

2006-12-30 01:45:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I lady walks into a super market and gets a litre of milk, a pound of ham, 1 bunch of banana, a half dozen eggs and a couple tins of cat food.

She brings it all up to the counter and the guy at the till rings it all in then says "Your single right?"

"Ya i am, how did you know?" says the women.

And the guy says, "Your ugly!"



What does that mean?

2006-12-30 01:44:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This penguin is driving along the road when he hears a very loud BANG and his car stops. So he calls out the AA (or AAA, depending where you live) and they tow him into the next village. The garage mechanic tuts and frets but says he'll look at it in a couple of hours.

So he waddles off to the village store and has some ice cream and frozen fish for lunch, and hangs around the frozen food cabinet, er, chilling out.
Two hours later, he waddles back up to the garage...

Out comes the mechanic, wiping his hands on an oily rag. He sees the penguin and says, "Well, looks like you've blown a seal". The penguin hurriedly replies. "Oh no, it's just ice cream".

2006-12-30 01:44:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-30 01:44:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 01:44:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys