A: He makes love to you until 2 a.m. then turns into chocolate.
2006-12-30 01:48:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah FINALLY he'll get eaten ;-)
Incidently thats a perfect female lover definition too. Well almost har har har
2006-12-30 02:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the definition of the perfect female lover?
A: She makes love to you until 2 a.m. then turns over and lets you dip into Her chocolate.
2006-12-30 01:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Just remember, Chocolate can make you fat so be sure to take precautions with your perfect male lover !
2007-01-01 12:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 2 am?! Perfect male lover: Lots of great, all night, passionate, stuff of fantasies, sex ... with chocolate included.... that's mine anyway... mmmm
2006-12-30 02:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could make love to a woman till 2am, i'd have to start at 1.55 though so i guess im half way there, the chocolate thing i'd have to work on.
2007-01-01 10:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by Fly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn , and I was going to say that it was ME !! The only thing is that I do not turn into chocolate !!
2006-12-30 01:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me Thinks I'll Just Sit Here and alow These Pearls of Wisdom encapsulate me .....Information Technology..........
" 'Aint it Interestin' , when IT + Sex makes a great Listerners subject ?"
2006-12-30 01:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by geoff a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who is your very best friend, who makes you feel like you are the "only" one in his eyes. He can do this by the things he does, like a foot massage or a back rub while listening about your day. This of course, should be reciprocated, one thing leads to another...you know where I'm headed! :)
2006-12-30 01:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by oracle1 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oracle- I am he:
your very best friend, I makes you feel like you are the "only" one, like a foot massage or a back rub while listening about your day....
2006-12-30 02:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then his lover will eat him up before he turns back.
2006-12-30 01:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋