Three guys are sitting around at a bar and they get to talking about the good times and eventually get on the subject of the best day they each ever had.
The first guy says he was on the golf course and it was just magic... He killed the course every drive...beautiful and long. The putts were like the ball had eyes, and he finished nine under par, his greatest day.
The second guy said his was at the bowling alley, just last week. Every ball was picture perfect solid in the pocket, and just blasted the pins. A 300 game...his greatest ever day.
The third guy says he once found a woman tied to the railroad tracks. He unties her and carries her off into the woods. In the woods, he rips off his clothes and hers and has sex for over an hour, after that he rolled her over and went to it from the rear for another hour. Satisfied, he lays back in the woods and has a cigarette, the perfect finish to the perfect day.
The first two agree that the third guy's day was the best of the best, but they say to the third guy,
"With all that sex out in the woods for all that time, how come no ********?"
"Ahhh, I never did find her head."
2006-12-30 01:59:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eeuugh. but i would.
2006-12-30 02:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa
2006-12-30 11:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bebe Bluff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. 8/10.
2006-12-30 10:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised the corpse he had sex with didn't rot with all that passing time.
2006-12-30 10:06:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww
2006-12-30 11:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that one was pretty good.
2006-12-30 10:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she always has a neck hole ;)
2006-12-30 16:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by vidishido 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋