Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2006

A young lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, After the store was locked up,
the manager came down and asked the kid "OK,so how many sales did you make today?" The kid said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid replied "£101,237.64." The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell
him?" The kid said "Well, 1st I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook,and then a new fishing rod.Then I asked where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said his
Honda Civic wouldn't pull it,

2006-12-30 02:25:10 · 37 answers · asked by Jo C 3 in Jokes & Riddles

In the country or the city?

Do you live now in the country or the city?

2006-12-30 02:24:37 · 34 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

To be happy but sacrifice the world and the people or would you sacrifice yourself and your happniness(love) to save the world?

2006-12-30 02:24:01 · 12 answers · asked by Faust 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 02:23:34 · 4 answers · asked by ROBIN 1 in Music

I've already given my life...

2006-12-30 02:21:37 · 22 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

Would you let them to know??

2006-12-30 02:21:05 · 33 answers · asked by Mysterious 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just a few words?!

It all boils down to: I think you're wrong, so I'm gonna kill you.

Lol, murder is murder is, murder...call it an Execution, you can sleep better at night!

Oh yea, that goes for "our" Death Penalty too!

2006-12-30 02:20:20 · 28 answers · asked by Nikki 3 in Polls & Surveys

with your friends or family? in your home or in disco?

2006-12-30 02:20:18 · 14 answers · asked by Giugi! 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-30 02:18:58 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and it could do with a cut!"

2006-12-30 02:18:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Door-to-Door Sales Crap

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

2006-12-30 02:18:29 · 3 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Gary Barlow from take that. Is he a gay?

2006-12-30 02:15:59 · 28 answers · asked by cckmnch 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-30 02:14:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I only know "How to Save a life by the fray" and "Boston By Augustana"

Do you know anymore?

2006-12-30 02:14:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

These points have to be good for something...

2006-12-30 02:14:25 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 02:14:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Only one, most guys will screw anything.

2006-12-30 02:13:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i like all of them

2006-12-30 02:12:23 · 34 answers · asked by adam g 2 in Music

I am a cancer, born July 11th, 1985 at 2:45AM. What moon was I born in and what does it mean? What does the time, sign, month, year and all mean about me and my destiny, about my character?

2006-12-30 02:11:00 · 2 answers · asked by seriously2sweet4u 2 in Horoscopes

2006-12-30 02:10:58 · 20 answers · asked by juo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I experience this all the time, especially the other day. Do you ever dance in the store when you hear good music on the intercom?

2006-12-30 02:10:57 · 24 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do if you were in a nice restaurant or somewhere and burped really loud? Would you get embarassed? I wouldn't. I'd just laugh and say to everyone "Man, that must have been some good food."

2006-12-30 02:10:10 · 12 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

what do you think of him? do you like harry potter? do you belive that he will die in the 7th book? i myself am a hp fan ...say what you want about him...about this subject, about magic....i don't mind....just be honest...thanks....

2006-12-30 02:09:41 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

2006-12-30 02:09:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I heard they are looking for a monkey who can juggle...
Is it hard to juggle?

2006-12-30 02:07:05 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 02:06:50 · 15 answers · asked by *Bianka* 2 in Polls & Surveys

okay so he got murdered yesterday or what ever and im going to NYC but my mom is scared cause she thinks they are going to get us back. should i go to NYC or should i be scared? lol

2006-12-30 02:03:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

2006-12-30 02:03:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-30 02:02:33 · 6 answers · asked by rajiv g 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-30 02:00:57 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys