A young lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, After the store was locked up,
the manager came down and asked the kid "OK,so how many sales did you make today?" The kid said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid replied "£101,237.64." The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell
him?" The kid said "Well, 1st I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook,and then a new fishing rod.Then I asked where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said his
Honda Civic wouldn't pull it,
2006-12-30 02:25:10 · 37 answers · asked by Jo C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so I took him down to car sales and I sold him
the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
The manager, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to
buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
The kid said "No no no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his
lady friend and I said... 'Well, since your weekend's fcukd, you might as
well go fishing."
2006-12-30 02:25:43 · update #1
lol made me crack, cnt even stop now
2006-12-30 02:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Somewhat funny, but do a better job of editing out profanity because some dumba** will likely get their F)(&%g nose out of joint and report you.
Kinda long for the amount of smile it generated.
2006-12-30 02:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, wish I could do a print out of that my friend would appreciate it. Shes not into computer land so cant email her to see it.
2006-12-30 06:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Eunice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda old but still good for a laugh
2006-12-30 03:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one of the best i've heard in a while 11/10
2006-12-30 02:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hhehehehehehehe!!! I think that's hilarious!!!! Very wise salesman!
2006-12-30 02:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That,s funny
2006-12-30 02:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-30 02:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with you it is very amusing ,8/10
Happy new-year to you.
2006-12-30 02:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great way to selling things.
2006-12-30 02:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2006-12-30 02:28:33 · answer #11 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋