An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
2006-12-30 02:03:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ee lass, if tha's from Yorkshire you surely can't poke fun at others.
A Yorkshireman was ordering a headstone for his wife's grave and said he wanted the words "Lord, she was thine". When he saw the finished product the stonemason had chiselled "Lord she was thin". He called the stonemason and told him angrily that he had forgotten the "E". Two days later he went back and found the words "ee Lord, she was thin". LOL
2006-12-30 13:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by barefoot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 and 10 is the best I give it a 7
2006-12-30 10:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Funny! 10/10.
2006-12-30 10:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flunny
2006-12-30 10:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the Politically correct idiots will be accusing you of being racist with this one ,But I quite like it 8/10.
2006-12-30 11:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an Asian, but it's nice!!
2006-12-30 12:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one made the family laugh
2006-12-30 10:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-12-30 10:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very un PC!
But funny!
2006-12-30 10:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm...a weird joke i guess lol good effort tho
2006-12-30 10:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋