A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-12-30 01:56:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good !!
ahhh ahhh ahhhh I need a best answer I need a best answer
(I am rubbing my body by the way)
2006-12-30 02:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Robbie and Jake at junior school, Robbie is flashing his wrist about showing off his new watch. Jake says “Where did you get the watch?”
‘Can’t tell you, it’s a secret, if I tell, I will lose it’. Robbie replied.
“Some mate you are, can’t even tell me and we are so close” retorts Jake.
‘Oh! ok then, a few days ago I heard a noise from mom and dads room so I went to investigate, like you do, well, that sure surprised them. They were shitting it, so they offered me anything I wanted. Within reason of course, hence the watch’.
“Wicked” says Jake.
So, at home at night, he waits and waits. Days have gone by, obviously the little f*cker has been to school in the meantime and is getting really jealous.
Then it happens, he hears muffled moans, a few muffled screams, so he’s off, across the landing and verrry carefully he opens the door to see daddy on top of mummy and they are bouncing all around the bed. Suddenly dad’s sixth sense kicks in and he spins his head round to see Jake at the bottom of the bed open mouthed.
“What the hell do you want?” shouts dad.
‘I wanna watch’. He shouts back.
“Well shut the fu ck ing door it’s draughty”
2006-12-30 02:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed ,even better than the previous little ditty 10/10
2006-12-30 03:04:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this joke last week...Terry W nicked the joke I sent in response,no matter I still get 2 pts.
2006-12-30 03:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Funny! 10/10!
2006-12-30 02:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe fantastic 9/10
2006-12-30 02:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-12-30 02:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neat ☺☺☺
2006-12-30 02:00:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does it work when you've nothing to rub?
i need 8inch's-i need 8 inch's--lol
2006-12-30 03:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, took me by surprise
2006-12-30 02:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋