This penguin is driving along the road when he hears a very loud BANG and his car stops. So he calls out the AA (or AAA, depending where you live) and they tow him into the next village. The garage mechanic tuts and frets but says he'll look at it in a couple of hours.
So he waddles off to the village store and has some ice cream and frozen fish for lunch, and hangs around the frozen food cabinet, er, chilling out.
Two hours later, he waddles back up to the garage...
Out comes the mechanic, wiping his hands on an oily rag. He sees the penguin and says, "Well, looks like you've blown a seal". The penguin hurriedly replies. "Oh no, it's just ice cream".
2006-12-30 01:44:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2007-01-02 10:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-12-30 22:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! funny... didn't see it comin (no pun intended).
2007-01-02 11:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Cheeky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... :D?
2007-01-01 10:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋