Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

I really didn't mean to leave him spoiled milk and shigella infected cookies.

2006-12-22 10:05:17 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Should children watch childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He
shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his *** again!"

If you did not laugh at this one, there is no hope for you

2006-12-22 10:05:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Every blonde in the world gathered in Wales for a 'Blonde fair' to show the world that all blondes aren't dumb.To prove they are clever, one blonde lady went on stage and had to answer a maths question live on television.

"Okay," said the manager, "you have to answer this correctly to prove you are clever. What is 5 times 5?"

The blonde was worried. "Uh...58?"

"No, the answer is 25."

But the blonde crowd was angry and they shouted, "Give her another chance, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The manager agreed. "Okay then, what is 10 minus 3?"

The blonde smiled. "4 of course!"

"No, the answer is 7"

The crowd again wanted her to try again. "Give her another chance, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

"Alright," said the manager, "but this is the last chance. What is 2 plus 2?"

The blonde thought for a while then said, "uh...4?"

The manager started to congratulate her, "Well..." but he was interrupted by the crowd that were shouting.

"Give her another chance, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

2006-12-22 10:05:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it really dorkey if u like school and miss it over vacation?

2006-12-22 10:04:47 · 34 answers · asked by Ashlyn C 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 10:04:38 · 8 answers · asked by seanninja12 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My 10 year old musicaly inclined son wants to get a drum set, and since we have many guitars, pianos, etc, I am interested in this also. Do not want a little kids set, but a full size beginners set.

Any suggestions, vintage, new, ebay?

Bill

2006-12-22 10:04:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

are they all more or less the same?

2006-12-22 10:03:47 · 17 answers · asked by bean 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have always liked him as Bond. He played the character like you really believed he was deadly with a licence to kill.I have always thought him to be very attracive; his green eyes, sexy british voice and his ruggedly handsome face. I have been crushing on this man since I was 11 and am currently 28.

2006-12-22 10:03:37 · 3 answers · asked by Oakraidergrl4lif 4 in Movies

what idels on charm where i can find things on charm web ste

2006-12-22 10:03:35 · 3 answers · asked by fatbaby 2 in Television

for a world famous rock 'n roll guitarist to find happiness down on the bayou at my age?

2006-12-22 10:03:22 · 12 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 10:03:13 · 3 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Television

2006-12-22 10:03:04 · 4 answers · asked by charliegent@btinternet.com 1 in Movies

Honorary degrees don't count. I think Bill Cosby has a genuine Ph.D. but I'm not sure. I think Sting has a masters degree in English?

2006-12-22 10:02:35 · 5 answers · asked by skborne 1 in Celebrities

They are going to cancel Fox on January....Are you going to keep it?Without Fox we are not going to be able to watch American Idol.So i'm not keeping this crapy cable.Alots of issues they have...:(

2006-12-22 10:02:09 · 6 answers · asked by Imalay 2 in Television

2006-12-22 10:01:59 · 24 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Movies

if your best friend told u they were gay or bi? Would u be supportive or mean? Would you think it was you they liked, would you stop being their friend? What?!!!

2006-12-22 10:01:58 · 17 answers · asked by strangeseeker 3 in Polls & Surveys

let's give a little whoohoo to this little guy

2006-12-22 10:01:58 · 3 answers · asked by joejoe_midnight_smokey 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is Elf cause it's hilarious and It's A Wonderful Life because it's such a classic.

2006-12-22 10:01:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In a recent episode (or rerun) of the Gilmore Girls, Rory text messaged Logan and then worried when he didn't respond, so she called him. While they were on the phone, she said she wanted to text message them but couldn't do it while they were on the phone, so they hung up. What was she using to text message him? Was it a phone? or a special device only for email/text messages?

2006-12-22 10:00:45 · 2 answers · asked by §Sally§ 5 in Television

2006-12-22 10:00:42 · 24 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have a good voice. but having trouble exercising my voice and hitting the high note. any advice? please help!

2006-12-22 09:59:57 · 8 answers · asked by Julie 2 in Music

2006-12-22 09:59:35 · 3 answers · asked by st pete rn 3 in Celebrities

In the window where your suppose to see what you wrote in the im window, an hour glass stays there. What does that mean, and how do I get rid of it?

2006-12-22 09:59:13 · 2 answers · asked by daynalynn66 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The Mint (ITV PLAY) should this pile off money generating trash be on ITV 1 .. I am limited to only 4 channels were I live and like to watch late night tv but just find myself turning over .. would not be that bad but its on every bloody night...MR GRADE please kick this off ITV and give us something to watch please

2006-12-22 09:59:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-22 09:58:35 · 16 answers · asked by Cody P 2 in Television

2006-12-22 09:58:27 · 4 answers · asked by Zachary330 2 in Magazines

2006-12-22 09:57:51 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 09:57:50 · 30 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

Whenever you REALLY listen to a song, you realize how WRONG the lyrics are. Do you know what I mean?

2006-12-22 09:55:47 · 20 answers · asked by lallallala 3 in Polls & Surveys

i heard it on the readio today on 96.5 its a rock song the only lyrics i rember r woooooo ya it had a realy great gutar solo do u think u could help me out on what its called ill think of more info thnx

2006-12-22 09:55:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music