2006-12-22 10:04:38 · 8 answers · asked by seanninja12 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
BUT BESIDES THAT:
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-12-22 10:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-22 18:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by Irish1952 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-22 19:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by skittles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much as his woodchuck chucking teeth would let him chuck
2006-12-22 18:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-12-22 18:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by -♥invisable ninja-♥- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard he is learning how to chuck wood so we can all have an answer for you
2006-12-22 18:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by cwb63ss 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3bags,3bags,3bags if he could.
2006-12-22 18:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dunno maybe you should ask the woodchuck.
2006-12-22 18:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by nuggget. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋