Should children watch childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He
shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his *** again!"
If you did not laugh at this one, there is no hope for you
2006-12-22 10:05:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and I thought I had heard it all with my 6 year old....thanks for making my crappy night a little better.....only one problem...did anyone tell Kathleen that he'd probally be trying to get into someone elses in about 14 years or so?
2006-12-22 11:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by stormy31750 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and funny!
2006-12-22 18:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-22 18:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!! :)
2006-12-22 19:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha 10.9
happy holidays
2006-12-22 18:16:44 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
HAHAHAHAHA
There's hope for me yet!
2006-12-22 18:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute.
2006-12-22 18:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S SO FUNNY
2006-12-22 19:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋