Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2006

Do you have any jokes??????????

2006-12-20 20:09:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.

In an experiment conducted in Britain, people around the world were invited to judge jokes on an Internet site as well as contribute their own.

The LaughLab research, carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.

And here it is...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

2006-12-20 20:09:25 · 8 answers · asked by Wally B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i added a justin timberlake song to myspace and i can't hear it playing. how come?
am i doing it right?
i just put "add this song" to myspacee.

ps. my speakers are on!!!

2006-12-20 20:09:11 · 4 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Music

2006-12-20 20:08:01 · 2 answers · asked by Marble Magic 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 20:07:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I had 4 front row tickets for a donkey show in Mexico for sale, would you be interested? Good wholesome holiday fun for the entire family. Dad will love it.

2006-12-20 20:07:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like It Smells All Weird N Stuff

2006-12-20 20:06:18 · 12 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Polls & Surveys

Also, did u ever swing your hand while u were talking and acceidentally hit someone in the face? I did it today I really hurt the guy he went down like a ton of bricks. I feel bad but it was kinda funny.

2006-12-20 20:06:18 · 11 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 20:05:27 · 14 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 20:04:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-20 20:03:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhfz7Kaz2g&mode=related&search=

2006-12-20 20:03:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator.
The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment".
The guy tries to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open".
The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth.
He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens. After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants.
He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth. "You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?"
After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."

2006-12-20 20:03:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 20:02:40 · 9 answers · asked by Chris M 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 20:02:07 · 22 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-20 20:01:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"
"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here."
The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner.
"Now, can I have my drink." says the dog.
The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards."
"Okay." says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves.
Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where is the dog. So both of them go off to see what happened to the dog.
As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe.
The owner shouts, "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!"
The dog shrugged. "Hell, I've never had any money before."

2006-12-20 19:59:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Prue, Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Leo etc...

2006-12-20 19:59:22 · 17 answers · asked by smile please 3 in Television

Okay, the first one to guess the correct movie gets the 10 points. Here's the quote from this movie...."I was wild about her, yeah, that was my little blonde headed surfer girl." If you can guess which movie this was I'll give you the 10 points, but you have to be the first to get it right. The answer will be revealed when i do the best answer so stay tuned for the next 24 hours after the posted question.

2006-12-20 19:58:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Whats your opinion on this- Supposedly by the year 2015 or so more than half of the US population will be over the age of 65 and it will ony grow from there. Whats your opinion?

2006-12-20 19:57:38 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 19:57:12 · 28 answers · asked by Willy Wonka 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 19:56:34 · 17 answers · asked by illy 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-20 19:56:18 · 38 answers · asked by yummybebe_16 1 in Polls & Surveys

I have found it exeedingly hard to stop! Who else has this strange concentration and determination to pop the lot???

2006-12-20 19:55:33 · 19 answers · asked by Whava 3 in Polls & Surveys

i hope so! they've already done Johnny Cash and Ray Charles.... how about this!

2006-12-20 19:55:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-20 19:53:36 · 9 answers · asked by enlistees 1 in Polls & Surveys

I want to start to play but I have no experience. Any ideas on what to buy besides lessons? HELP ME

2006-12-20 19:53:17 · 3 answers · asked by LSD 4 in Music

2006-12-20 19:52:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Brie is produced by stirring milk with a Frenchmans c*ck?

2006-12-20 19:51:46 · 13 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't know of any inmates. Just curious.

2006-12-20 19:49:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys