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sat back to relax in trendy wine bar
remembered too late I was sat on a stool

2006-12-20 20:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Big Nobby 1 · 0 0

After a band competition at the Royal Albert Hall... We had to travel back to Chester after a celebratory bash. I think i might have drank a little too much and didnt realise we had to play just one last tune before we went!!! needles to say that projectile vomiting down a bugal and spraying the people in front of you isnt the best way to get noticed after a standing ovation!!!!

2006-12-20 22:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by Cat ( " , ) 3 · 0 0

if i fell over while drunk i don't remember it. but i got so motion sick on a day cruise to nowhere (on a windy day with rough seas mind you) i fell down a flight of stairs. my mom had to pick me up at the bottom and i slept the rest of the cruise on a deck chair and didn't do a darn thing except sing to the fishes over the railing.....

another time me and a friend snuck into a frat party where he made a grand entrance by drunkenly falling down a flight of stairs. i was so embarrased i went back to the dorms and called it a night...he however stayed out for a few more hours and managed to get in trouble by campus police trying to climb into our friends 2nd story window...good thing it wasn't our school....

2006-12-20 20:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0 0

I stumbled out of a night club in Greece and fell down a flight of stairs - 23 to be exact! When I got to the bottom, I still had a mars bar in my left hand and a bottle of san miguel in my right. Not bad going!

Unfortunately I did break my left leg and ripped open my right knee, but I was so drunk I didnt feel it, I though I had sprained my ankle! And I managed to hobble back to the apartment.

When I woke in the morning, fully dressed and covered in blood down my leg, I realised I couldnt actually put any sober weight on it and had to go to hospital and have a plaster on one leg and stitches in the other.

Though when I got to the hospital I realised I didnt have my insurance papers with me, so the greek doctor took me back to my apartment on the back of his motorbike so I could get them! And all I could hear was him shouting over his shoulder at me about 'bloody pissed tourists!'

What a night!

2006-12-20 20:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by lozzielaws 6 · 0 0

I was hammered and in a club,i was holding a triple JD and coke that was full and i lost my balance and took a step back to regain it (as you do), i still hadn't got it, so i took another step back and another and another. Eventually i walked backwards from one end of the club right to the edge of the dancefloor and then i fell over but somehow managed to not spill a drop of my drink as i kind of pointed it upwards as i fell. I was so pleased with myself and that i hadn't spilled any and deservedly got a cheer from everyone on the dancefloor but for some strange reason i didn't pull that night.

2006-12-20 20:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was the Christmas Works Dance, many years ago, I kissed the works manager, a severe man with a huge handlebar moustache, full on the lips, then fell over, my wife didn't stop laughing for days! and I took a lot of stick from my workmates!
Merry Christmas Everyone!

2006-12-20 20:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0 0

My partner once fell over drunk in Kennedy Airport and the suitcase went skidding on it's wheels right the way up the airport, while I walked on pretending I wasn't with him.

2006-12-20 22:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0 0

Returning to our ship after shore leave in Florida.Fell out of the taxi on to the quay,then proceeded to crawl on hands and knees up the gangway in full view of passengers and officers.The band played on the quayside the streamers flew back and forth.Happy days.

2006-12-20 22:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by alan r. 4 · 0 0

One of my greatest achievments so far is managing to stay on two feet while drunk! I have puked, fallen asleep in pub toilets, fallen asleep on the kerb, flashed by boobs, but never fallen over! I am so proud of myself!

2006-12-20 20:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0 0

I fell off our balcony when me and the lads were in magaluf last year, luckily we were only on the second floor...

2006-12-20 20:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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