A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"
"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here."
The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner.
"Now, can I have my drink." says the dog.
The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards."
"Okay." says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves.
Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where is the dog. So both of them go off to see what happened to the dog.
As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe.
The owner shouts, "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!"
The dog shrugged. "Hell, I've never had any money before."
2006-12-20 19:59:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you rock baby 10/10
2006-12-21 01:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Morning to you too!!
Sure cheered me up on my last day of work before the Christmas Break!!!
Glad to see you are in a great mood!
Merry Christmas to you, and a Happ New Year!
2006-12-20 20:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good - It is nice to read a new joke.... and if you look anything like your picture - well WOW - what a good morning this is !
Now to be politically incorrect - Merry Christmas..
I think that we should invent the abreviation... PU (Politically Incorrect)
2006-12-20 20:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Robert W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gooood Morning everyone
2006-12-20 20:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Good morning to you too. Your jokes are great! Keep up the good work!
2006-12-20 22:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha A good laugh to start the morning! Thank you! and Good morning to you too!
2006-12-20 20:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by Fantasy Kel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning.I liked the joke..lol
2006-12-20 20:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning,thanks for the early morning giggle :)
2006-12-20 20:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AN oldie with a twist
Aint workin for me tuts
Try Again!
2006-12-20 20:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love as always. You are fantastic. XX
2006-12-20 20:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋