two tramps were walking down a country lane.one turns to the other and asks him have you sh+t yourself cos i can smell sh+t very strong,no replies the second one i have not,,walking on for a few miles further he stops again,and says phooo that smell is following us, are you sure you havent sh+t yourself,bloody hell man no i havent,ok he says just drop your trousers and proove it to me,and sure enough when he drops his trousers there it is,,sh+t all the way down his legs,,and even going up his back,he says i thought you said you had,nt sh+t yourself,,he replies yes but i thought you meant today,,
2006-12-14
08:37:31
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