funny or not? one for the girls?

Question

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Answer 1

thats a good one. and yes funny. 10/10

Answer 2

Another good 1 pmsl 10/10 keep them coming x

Answer 3

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice joke. Loved it!

Answer 4

haha super funny...still looking for a good joke for me to tell

thumbs up



Justin

Answer 5

very clever man not to tackle her 9/10

Answer 6

Too funny. love it. Smart woman.

Answer 7

Though it was a little predictable it was still very
funny.

Answer 8

Good tackle?

Answer 9

Very witty, I like it

Answer 10

ahhhhhhhhhh haha! funny