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2006-12-14 08:43:00 · 8 answers · asked by Lee G 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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it would help if you gave a kind of age range..like from this to this
this way the answer will be more appropriate to your needs

if I say tickets to the Bahama islands, would this be good, can you do this for her..
OK

good luck
smile

2006-12-14 11:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2006-12-15 12:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how old is she? 16 huh? hmmm when i was 16 wanted tickets to
ac/dc and stuff like that, so maybe you have a concert or something coming your way? you can also check with your local college they often times have comedy shows and things like that:)
you could always go a little risky but i don't know if your into that stuff! what am i talking about?! you shouldn't your to young!

2006-12-14 17:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your gonna have to be a bit specific. A movie? a Cd? A piece of jewelery? A gift certificate? Thats all I can think of...

2006-12-14 16:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Charm bracelet, bath set, lip gloss, a card with a gift certificate to her favorite store/resturant oooor you could just put a bow on your chest and say 'take it or leave'

2006-12-14 16:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 0 0

A special gift selected with love.

2006-12-14 16:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1 0

a cubic zirconia diamond necklace or a ring,a gift certificate to have hair or nails done

2006-12-14 16:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by garfld_2006 3 · 0 0

Get her something you know she'll love.

2006-12-14 16:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0 0

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