Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

This one has been puzzling me for a couple of weeks now. Why on Y/A people ask questions and then afterwards say "only serious answers please"?

Dont people asking these questions realise that this is like waving a red flag to a bull and is guaranteed to get countless stupid answers?????

Silly answers only please!

2006-12-12 21:56:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Think it was a cop show in the mid 70's

2006-12-12 21:56:17 · 4 answers · asked by izzy 2 in Television

The cucumber, the pickle and the penis were talking about who had the saddest life.

The cucumber said he did as he gets sliced and diced and tossed in a salad then eaten

The pickle said that was nothing as he gets stuffed in a jar covered with spices and vinegar and left in a cupboard for months before being eaten

The penis then says that his life is the hardest as he gets stuffed in a sleeping bag, thrown in a dark room, has his head bashed against a wall til he throws up and passes out!

2006-12-12 21:56:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 21:54:57 · 7 answers · asked by akanni n 1 in Music

2006-12-12 21:54:48 · 8 answers · asked by Bombshell 2 in Celebrities

And What Is The Name Of That Episode

2006-12-12 21:54:10 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

(Also, do you have Capital One No hassle reward card?)

2006-12-12 21:53:55 · 33 answers · asked by Y! Jennifer! 3 in Polls & Surveys

and ran off....what would you do if you'd caught up with them?

2006-12-12 21:53:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 21:51:01 · 4 answers · asked by mutleykidsbald 1 in Music

a teacher ask her 3rd grade class to write out what must you do 2go 2heaven that nyt.the next day a little boy stands up and says i got the right ans madam.the teacher allows him 2read it out.the boy says that my mother knows how 2 get 2god.the teacher asks him y is that.and the little boy replies last night i went to ask my mum to help me but when i entered the room she n daddy was naked.i heard mummy screaming "OH GOD IM CUMMING" but dad was on top of her holding her down..................

2006-12-12 21:48:25 · 8 answers · asked by kevnbn 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 21:47:55 · 2 answers · asked by quizkid 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 21:46:04 · 3 answers · asked by Just Gail 1 in Music

w ell coz shes my fav i also wanna know bout her future albums n some of her most famous songs.

2006-12-12 21:45:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-12 21:45:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , he can paly any type of role , he is perfect actor in the world

2006-12-12 21:45:01 · 23 answers · asked by gauravca2008 2 in Television

Also add a Thumbs Up for NO

2006-12-12 21:44:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 21:43:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The sad life of a penis - I've only got one eye, my family are nuts,my neighbours an arsehole and my best mates a c*nt

2006-12-12 21:42:19 · 19 answers · asked by Virg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

blow bubbles thru ur nose when washing ur face?

2006-12-12 21:41:00 · 27 answers · asked by juicy Q 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 21:41:00 · 14 answers · asked by Hamdi93 2 in Polls & Surveys

Well its that time of year again, decorations to be hung, presents to be worn and Christmas songs are being played in all the stores and radios.

What is you fav Christmas song and why?

Mine would have to be:

All I Want For Christmas - Mariah Carey - Because it is catchy and gets everyone singing and dancing.

Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt - Because I love an old classic and this is one of my favs.

Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin Stevens - Whenever you hear it it just gets you in the mood for Christmas.

2006-12-12 21:40:32 · 28 answers · asked by Stefy 2 in Music

2006-12-12 21:40:14 · 8 answers · asked by dzenitamulic 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 21:35:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My husband recently got a job working at a smoked salmon factory. Whenever I was his work clothes, which is usually 3 times back to back, the smell of the smokey fish remains in the fabric.

My question is what can I do to get rid of the salmon smell from his clothes?

2006-12-12 21:34:37 · 8 answers · asked by ڒαиìє's ɠσт α ɠυи 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 21:33:00 · 6 answers · asked by martin s 1 in Television

2006-12-12 21:32:37 · 2 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Celebrities

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon
her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a
cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere,
appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother,
what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
lifesince I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and
after some thoughtful consideration,
she uttered her first wish:

"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to
mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension.

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold!

Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail old body,
and said,"I wish I were young and full of
the beauty and youth I once had."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I
wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young
man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,

Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, & held her close
in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm breath
as he whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

2006-12-12 21:30:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't heard it for years. But it's about a man who's father has passed away, he hasn't seen him in a long time and he thinks about all the time he never had his father. When he goes to the funeral he looks up at figure of Jesus, hands outstretched and realized he had a father all along he was just looking in the wrong place. It's a beautiful song and I can't remember the name or who did it. Thanks for your help!

2006-12-12 21:28:53 · 3 answers · asked by llbm3 2 in Music

2006-12-12 21:28:44 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2006-12-12 21:28:33 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys