cinderella jokes marks out of 10 or any other jokes?

Question

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon
her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a
cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere,
appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother,
what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
lifesince I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and
after some thoughtful consideration,
she uttered her first wish:

"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to
mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension.

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold!

Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail old body,
and said,"I wish I were young and full of
the beauty and youth I once had."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I
wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young
man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,

Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, & held her close
in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm breath
as he whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

Answer 1

lmao! 9.5
I have one for you..

Cinderella- A Poem
'It will not fit!" Prince Charming yelled, "your stinking foot's too wide,
If I had feet just half as foul, I'd find some place to hide!
My arms and legs are aching and my back is getting stiffer,
And I'm losing count of feet I've tried to stuff into this slipper!

She should have left her bra instead, that would have been much kinder,
To make this hands-on exercise a lovely way to find her!"
"Do not despair, " his butler said, "You'll triumph in this venture,
Be thankful that she left her shoe, it could have been her denture!"

The butler then looked up to see the beautiful Snow White.
Who'd been working late at Disneyland, and missed the ball last night.
If you can get that slipper on," he whispered with a smirk,
You'll win the greatest lover to have ever chased a skirt."

Snow White responded angrily, "He's useless as a lover!
I've had no luck with seven dwarfs, why should I want another?"
He has no brain between his ears, it's one huge vacant space!
Who else would choose his future wife and not recall her face?"

And then there was a flash of light, a blooming cloud of smoke.
A husky voice came from that cloud and to Prince Charming spoke.
"I'm sorry I must interrupt this most befitting scene,
Take my advice, release that foot, you don't know where it's been!"

"I am your Fairy Godmother, or rather her assistant.
I didn't want to come here, but the old bat was insistent!"
Then as the smoke began to clear the strangest form appeared,
A cross-eyed fairy came in view, with hairy legs and beard!

"You have no chance" Prince Charming scoffed, "Your foot looks like a kipper,
With bunions and those blackened nails, it won't fit in this slipper!
Explain yourself, I warn you now, you'll suffer if you fail.
To justify and verify your hairy-fairy tale!"

"My boss told me to tell you that you're seeking Cinderella,
A stunning young transvestite and a really lovely fella.
He has two ugly sisters who in truth are Cindy's brothers,
And his father is his mother. We're not sure about the others!"

And so Prince Charming's search was done, since he now knew the name.
But with that knowledge came the truth and nothing was the same!
The tingle of the chase was gone, the flame of passion dead.
Perhaps he'd have an early night and wash his hair instead!

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

well worth reading for the punch line 9/10

Answer 4

10/10 I liked it!

Answer 5

6 out of 10

You got the joke right, which is an achievement on here. It wasn't dirty or sick and I hadn't heard it before. You only got 6 though coz it wasn't really all that funny.

Answer 6

very funny pmsl 10/10

Answer 7

Very funny!

Answer 8

i loved that joke. i really needed to laugh this morning.
thanks for cheering me up. xxxx
big hugs.
merry christmas. x

Answer 9

11/10...hahahahaha

Answer 10

LOL...funny