The cucumber, the pickle and the penis were talking about who had the saddest life.
The cucumber said he did as he gets sliced and diced and tossed in a salad then eaten
The pickle said that was nothing as he gets stuffed in a jar covered with spices and vinegar and left in a cupboard for months before being eaten
The penis then says that his life is the hardest as he gets stuffed in a sleeping bag, thrown in a dark room, has his head bashed against a wall til he throws up and passes out!
2006-12-12 21:56:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny cant stop laffin got coffee running out me nose and all over the floor
2006-12-13 03:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by t00t5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
That is a gd 1 made my day thanks.
Keep the jokes coming.
2006-12-13 07:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great.
I'd be frightened if people were going to pickle penises.
What if it had exzema?
That would sting like f*uck!
2006-12-13 06:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the saddest life is who have lost everything
2006-12-13 05:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
puttin it like dat makes me feel bad 4 my p*n#s.but it is a good one.
2006-12-13 06:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one cj think i would rather be the pe**s
2006-12-13 06:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that's good
2006-12-13 08:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by Stewie Griffin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2006-12-13 10:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by eiramannej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh kay....lol///gud 1....11/10####rotflol!!
2006-12-13 06:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one !!!!!!
2006-12-13 08:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋