a teacher ask her 3rd grade class to write out what must you do 2go 2heaven that nyt.the next day a little boy stands up and says i got the right ans madam.the teacher allows him 2read it out.the boy says that my mother knows how 2 get 2god.the teacher asks him y is that.and the little boy replies last night i went to ask my mum to help me but when i entered the room she n daddy was naked.i heard mummy screaming "OH GOD IM CUMMING" but dad was on top of her holding her down..................
2006-12-12 21:48:25 · 8 answers · asked by kevnbn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one here and one there
2006-12-12 22:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha! 10/10 for that
2006-12-12 22:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smoke weed everyday someday u'll find u r holding jesus hand lead u way to heaven..
2006-12-12 21:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good way to go to heaven!
2006-12-12 22:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kaushik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
follow the good samaritan..do the good deeds..got o mass..confess...make your mama prooiud
2006-12-12 21:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Cid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-12-12 21:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat cid said
2006-12-12 22:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by queencasper13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drunken
2006-12-12 21:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋