The sad life of a penis - I've only got one eye, my family are nuts,my neighbours an arsehole and my best mates a c*nt
2006-12-12 21:42:19 · 19 answers · asked by Virg 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao 10/10
2006-12-12 23:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
brilliant 10/10
2006-12-13 05:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by wilbur2lot 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
His owner seems to always be ripping him off until he throws up!
2006-12-13 05:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by SweetDeath! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
short and to the point
2006-12-13 06:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats worth some points !!!!!!
2006-12-13 08:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and do u make him do push ups till he pukes. ahhha ahhhuh.
2006-12-13 05:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by someones sister 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
But I'm gay, so my one eyed friend doesn't get to see much c*nt!
2006-12-13 05:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
sound as if its the story of your life
2006-12-13 05:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by ROMFT 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
excellent, just the giggle i needed
2006-12-13 06:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come, Come, you should be more upright in your outlook
2006-12-13 09:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋