Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

2006-12-08 10:23:48 · 25 answers · asked by DRUGS ME LIKE 1 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-08 10:23:33 · 11 answers · asked by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is the hottest GUY ALIVE...now who is too you?

2006-12-08 10:23:09 · 4 answers · asked by LOVE IS YOU 1 in Celebrities

Im half viet & half laos.
I have really dark skin, but my mom and dad have light skin.
so why am i dark?
will i always be dark?

2006-12-08 10:22:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone really like yahoo answers? sometimes it gets annoying with the stupid things people post.

2006-12-08 10:22:31 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you do to entertain yourself? You can't go past your yard. And you certainly cannot talk or commicate with anyone else. (you're home alone, by the way)

2006-12-08 10:22:27 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:21:17 · 21 answers · asked by ry_luvdogs 1 in Movies

if u do, how old is he?

if u dont, make a guess (but tell me if u r guessing)!


thanx!

2006-12-08 10:20:30 · 17 answers · asked by =]] 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:20:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:19:23 · 6 answers · asked by Gemini Girl 4 in Television

2006-12-08 10:19:15 · 28 answers · asked by The Scorpion 6 in Movies

there was a question asked by someone i cant remember the name but they were asking what entertainer is too old to be performing and i answered rodney dangerfield. i was unaware that he had passed away. i just wanted to apologize. sorry. :)

2006-12-08 10:18:50 · 20 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:18:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.

After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."

He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.

"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.

"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."

In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.

PLOP!!

"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.

"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"

2006-12-08 10:18:27 · 21 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

not including water and poison....

2006-12-08 10:18:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:17:41 · 3 answers · asked by bsktballchik 4 in Music

2006-12-08 10:17:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by cityexplorer 3 in Music

how many phuckin...... VIOLATIONS DID I WAKE UP TOO.. THIS AM.... HUH???? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT..... NO FINGERS LEFT
NOT TOO MANY TOES... HMMM...

2006-12-08 10:17:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the early to mid 70s (might have even been the 60 because I was born in 1965), there was a (excuse the term) hippie or beatnik that used to do a short Saturday morning TV bit where he would play a guitar and tell kids they could do anything if they just believed it. Is this guy available for download anywhere or at least could someone help me remember more about this?

2006-12-08 10:16:20 · 3 answers · asked by jgbarber65 3 in Television

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

2006-12-08 10:16:15 · 16 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Who thinks the music industry or whoever puts people like Jessica Simphson, and other untalented people, up to sing are really only putting them out there for there looks and not there actual ability to sing.

2006-12-08 10:16:03 · 13 answers · asked by squirlly_rath 2 in Music

2006-12-08 10:15:59 · 31 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-12-08 10:15:56 · 8 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

How come Hurley is still so fat after more than 2 months living on that island in LOST? Eating Fruit and fish I thought was the perfect diet almost!!! I just don't get it...?

2006-12-08 10:15:39 · 24 answers · asked by simplyfemale_01 1 in Television

Me & my friend were justplaying around and calling each other names. she called me a prostitute and she said " theres your corner over there!" what does that mean?

2006-12-08 10:15:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to see who can catch the most STDs?

2006-12-08 10:15:33 · 6 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 10:15:07 · 4 answers · asked by Spicy 1 in Music

Whats an incouraging song by one of these bands and if you could put the lyrics on here too thatd be great...

2006-12-08 10:14:56 · 10 answers · asked by Why Not 3 in Music

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"

Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight, there's no moon. After dark, go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning, they'll all be red, you'll see."

Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day, her neighbor asks how it worked.

"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."

2006-12-08 10:14:39 · 25 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys