Are you Laughing or Very Disturbed by this?

Question

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"

Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight, there's no moon. After dark, go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning, they'll all be red, you'll see."

Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day, her neighbor asks how it worked.

"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."

Answer 1

lmao lol i'm lauging and very disturbed!!!!! i still want to know where you get these joke lol!

Answer 2

Im laughing as well as being slightly disturbed at the thought of mutant cucumbers!

Answer 3

I'm not laughing or disturbed.You tell the same jokes under the names Unbreakable,No Entry and New Guy.

Answer 4

My tomatoes would blush, as well as my cucumber(s) getting longer.

Answer 5

Laughing hahaha!
thats funny
thanks for the laugh!:o)

Answer 6

Both

Answer 7

Laughing. I thought it was very funny.

Answer 8

Oh pshaw. Kind of funny, mostly cheesy.

Answer 9

Cucumbers are such perverts (not that it's a BAD thing, really).

Answer 10

i laughed a little, then was disgusted a little.
still more funny